Как ще умреш?

[selfishf]

While attempting to climb a barbed wire fence, you lose your grip and fall, slicing your neck in several areas. You bleed to death slowly.

Страх ме е от високо и съм се хлъзгала по разни баири. А и не ми се ще да умирам бавно. Понеже човек не се страхува толкова от смъртта, колкото от болката, която ни се втълпява, че ще изпитваме...

[PostMortem]

You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.

[Ange_ou_Demon]

Никой не е като мен

While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.

[nightmare]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode.

лошо,много лошо

[Mustang]

After you rudely push your way through a crowded line at the zoo, a large, angry man picks you up and throws you over a guardrail into the bear pit. Being only minutes before feeding time, you are quickly devoured by the hungry beasts.

Мойто е якоооо... абе никой ли нема умрЕ от естествена смърт?
Иначе ми дойде идея за разкааааз!

[West of Hell]

While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons.

тъпо...

[J.S.]

Ужас: Your next door neighbour beats you to death with a shovel.
Предпочитам да е обратното.

[CorpseBride]

During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

Лейм =/

[WhiteNoise]

While in a batting cage, you're struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes.

booo

[RollanD]

A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck.
Найс, а?